Blue Wave Talisman of Protection

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There's a Blue Wave coming! All the TV reporters are talking about it. Democrats are going to retake the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court and the White House! Even here in Texas there's going to be a Blue Tidal Wave. Senator Ted Cruz is sweating like a chunk of rancid pork. His challenger "Beto" O'Rourke clinched the California delegates and the crucial Irish-Latino demographic weeks ago. Polls have Ted Cruz trailing by 200% or more. So, I was thinking. After this election, there's likely to be a lot of protesting, rioting and liberal hijinks. Roving bands of non-binary Orcs and Pajama Boys are going to be looting and pillaging after the Second Amendment is repealed. What can a Red-Blooded Red-Stater do to protect himself? I say fight fire with fire! Those Blue-types are all atheists, but they believe in witchcraft and stuff. I decided to make a Talisman of Protection to ward off those miscreants. I think you'll agree, this will have those hooligans running in fear! (Also good for keeping Trick or Treaters away on Halloween.)