Awesome Sauce!

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A revolutionary adapter that transforms a standard mason jar into a superior sauce collector! We all accumulate random collections of sauce packets in our kitchen drawers, containing everything from fiery hot sauce to bizarre little packets of room temperature mayo (an unpleasant discovery!). No one uses them because the laborious task of tearing open each packet one by one is frustratingly dull. Let's face it; viewing adorable cat pictures online demands more attention than complaining about these miniature packets of free food. Waste no valuable time scowling at those tiny envelopes, which require unwarranted aggression. Introducing the "AWESOME SAUCE"! Simply attach the adapter to a regular mouth mason jar, fill the receptacle with the offending little packets, and gently press down on the spiked plunger! As a sociopathic individual, imagine the little packets as pitiful enemies, or remain sane and don't think that way...it's your decision. Now you have a jar full of complimentary sauce! Mix it up and smash all the random packets in your kitchen at once to create a customized sauce that will astonish your friends and perplex your adversaries. Watch how this brilliant invention works: https://youtu.be/kqEgSC7uKNU Instructions Print out parts with at least 40% infill for structural integrity. Verify the adapter's fit on a regular mason jar. Adjust print settings as necessary to ensure a proper fit. Assemble by attaching the lid to the mason jar, placing a sauce packet in the receptacle area, aligning the plunger indicator mark with its corresponding mark on the lid, and slowly pressing down. This will puncture the sauce packet, emptying its contents into the jar. Avoid any distracting or negative thoughts during this process, as it may lead to unnecessary complications...just go for it!