Anti-Kid Roku Remote Holder

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Have your kids have decided the game “Where's the Remote” is the height of family entertainment?  Are you tired of listening to them exclaim where they are sure it was when they last had it.  Do they complain about the weird sticky substance they found between the couch cushions making it sound like forcing them to look is child abuse?  Stuck using those useless buttons under the tv or trying to remember the Roku password you set up a decade ago so you can use the buggy app remote?  The Anti-Kid Roku Remote Holder, a scrap of 2x4, and a handful of screws and you will always win.  You can also use a cinder block and some anchors if you want to make it super clear that the game is over and be declared the victor.  I suppose you could even bolt it down to the end table (after carefully checking alignment) if you are not afraid of being disqualified and banished to the couch.It has been tested as functional with my current Phillips replacement remote off Amazon and I think it would work with the horde of others that have disappeared around here over the years if I ever find them.  If memory serves, they haven't changed that much other than the layout of the stupid channel buttons at the bottom that you always hit by accident trying to open up an app you have no intention of subscribing to.  Left that section open to fit the button layouts I could remember.