Adjustable Pistons for Interstellar Soldiering Types in Giant Dogs of War

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Why would anyone possibly need more than one length of piston? I pondered that very same question many years ago. But let me tell you friends, you never want to come up short when it's time for the sweat to hit the metal. I've witnessed giants toppled from a single collapse of an improperly calibrated piston. You don't even want to know what the insurance deductible is on one of those things. As well, I've seen smart individuals scratching their heads when deciding which length of piston rod to use. And that's where ours comes in... you don't have to choose. Take a moment to let that sink in. We print it, and you trim off what you don't need - a modern marvel. If you need to fit it to something large, just print it bigger! But if you want to make it smaller, then you're like Dave. Don't be like Dave. So with all this in mind, I have one more thing to tell you... It's free. No charge. It will cost you nothing but electricity and perhaps a few brain cells. And really, who doesn't have a few too many of those? I'm going to be upfront with you. I'm not even allowed to show this to the public at large, but I like you. Can I trust you to keep this between ourselves and 40,000 of your closest friends? And as always, if you're overly pleased with our products or can't go another day without being more productive, you can always leave a tip for the creator.