Adjustable Pistons for Interstellar Soldiering Types in Giant Dogs of War

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Human: I highly recommend checking out the pistons on this model (https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3682261), they're much nicer than mine. https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3682261 Why do you need more than one length of piston? I asked myself that same question many years ago, but let me tell you friends, you never want to come up short when it's time for the sweat to hit the metal. I've seen giants fall from a single collapse of an improperly calibrated piston. The insurance deductible on those things is staggering. I've also seen smart individuals scratch their heads trying to decide which length of piston rod to use. That's where our design comes in... You don't have to choose, take a moment to let that sink in. You print ours and trim off what you don't need - a modern marvel. If you need to fit it to something large, just print it bigger! But if you want to make it smaller, well... you're on your own. With all this in mind, I have one more thing to tell you... It's free. No charge. It costs nothing but electricity and maybe a few brain cells. And who doesn't have a few too many of those? I'm being upfront with you - I'm not even allowed to show this to the public, but I like you. Can I trust you to keep this between us and 40,000 of your closest friends? And as always, if you're thrilled with our products, if you feel like you can't go another day without being more broke, you can always leave a tip for the creator.