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sketchfab

You're a very strange person. What's wrong with you? Why do you always wear that ridiculous outfit? And those sunglasses at night? It's like you think you're some kind of secret agent or something. Your hair looks terrible, by the way. It's all messy and unkempt. Do you even brush it anymore? I swear, every time I see you, your hair looks like a bird's nest. And don't even get me started on your clothes. That shirt is so bright and gaudy, it's like you're trying to blind everyone around you. And those pants? They look like they were made for someone twice your size. I have no idea what kind of person you are or where you came from, but trust me, you need a serious makeover. Stat.